HEY YOU-Yea You! The one that just sat back down in front of me after you went to the bathroom. You leaned back so hard that you spilled my coffee and it almost landed in my lap. Did you forget I was back here on your potty break for Pete’s Sake?
This is not a Lazy Boy recliner that you need to push back so hard you will recline. Just please sit down and don’t act like a rhinoceros trying to get comfortable in the mud-it is an airplane seat for Goodness Sake and if you are going to woller around like that then at least give me some pre-warning. Just let me know that you are about to break my nose with the back of your seat because you find it necessary to get all comfy wumpfy on a friggin plane!
Hey You…Yea you…I’m back here right behind you just like when we boarded the plane. So be a little self aware or at least put a beeper on yourself so I know you are backing up on top of me.
If you need to be that comfortable-please stay home
From the One Behind You